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We know a lot about pools but we don't pretend to be infallible.

We might make the odd mistake although this is very unlikely as all articles are extensively researched for new information before publication.

However, even the most perfect person can make a mistake - and that's why you can buy a pencil with an eraser on one end!

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Or, as a tricky lawyer might have said . . . You don't have to read this, it's only a standard disclaimer. . . .
Trust me (I once thought about being a doctor for about five minutes) - any society that needs Disclaimers has far too many hungry lawyers.

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Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear, which probably defies the Laws of Optics; so stand further away to compensate. If condition persists, contact a physician or a mirror technician. Keep everything out of reach of children except educational items and books. Avoid prolonged exposure to direct sunlight as this may damage any user serviceable parts. Ouch!  Keep in a cool dark place (and soon you'll shiver yourself to sleep).

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I know that you think that you understand what you assume was said, but I'm sure you don't realise that what you heard is not what was meant. Everything stated in this Disclaimer is not to be considered my own opinion as I found most of it on the internet and just chopped it about a bit.

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